MENU!

MENU!
Call us! We're so lonely.

CALL AHEAD TO SAVE TIME

CALL 503-284-9333
for current menu

During Business Hours!

It's a power food


Mr. Pizza

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T RSVP!"

PIZZA HACKING TOOLZ

CLICK BELOW TO EXPERIENCE RUSSIAN HACKING OF LOCAL PIZZA CHAIN!

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Tommy will have daily specials placed here:
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until then, ride the tubes!!!


TO BE VERY CLEAR WE DO NOT ASSOCIATE WITH NOR CONDONE ANY RUSSIAN ATTACKS ON THE UNITED STATES. WE ARE PATRIOTS WHO ARE WATCHING IT UNFOLD ON TELEPHONES AND AFTER THREE BEERS GIVE UP. 

WE LOVE PIZZA AND THINK IT CAN MAKE PEOPLE HAPPY, PERHAPS CHANGING THE ENTIRE WORD TO BE EXCELLENT TO ONE ANOTHER.

COOL RUNNINGS



try one for lunch!

And to all of our brilliant customers who have not heard,
we have installed a new oven that used to grace APizza Scholls.

This means shorter wait times for pies, but the same quality. Maybe better. You decide.

TO GO MENU 503-284-9333






OPEN SEVEN DAYS - 11:30a,-9p  / 10p Friday n'  Saturday





NOW OPEN FOR LUNCH AT 11:30am!