Thursday, June 9, 2016

TO ALL JERK FANS AND LOVERS OF PIZZA: WE ARE RETURNING WITH VIGOR AND TOMATILLOS FOR A SEPTEMBER NOT TO FORGET,


PICTURED BELOW:

QUITE POSSIBLY YOUR BIRTHDAY AT PIZZA JERK ONCE WE REOPEN!!


Eh' look who's back. We is!
Bring your good vibes and the neighbor's
significant other while we cater to any
or all whims. 

We'll even call ya a cab.


RETURN THE CLAM 
with Vincent Price!
RETURN THE CLAM
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeturn of the CLAM!!


september 2016

Sunday, May 29, 2016

NEW MENU!! Give us a call! Prank or order!

COME SEE THE DAMAGE!
don't call 503-284-9333

TEMPORARILY NOT


WE'LL BE BACK SOON. WE LOVE YOU.

Thursday, April 7, 2016

PATIO IS NOW IN SESSION

SPRING BRINGS OUT THE WANT TO MOW LAWNS
 THEN HAVE A BEER 

AT PATIO JERK!!! GAMES! BEER! PIZZA! TABLES! UMBRELLAS!

Friday, November 27, 2015

Thanks Friends & Neighbors

Tonight was amazing.

Thanks for being patient as we grow
and positive while we opened up to
the greatest group of people who make this
such a great place to live, eat, & drink.

Saturday, November 14, 2015

OPEN the 20th!!

THAT's LIKE A WHILE AGO! WE ARE OPEN!



The oven was fired up and brought delicious food as well as warmth. 

I'm finishing up an outdoor sign, it's very complicated and we spent $500k on it:
In person it has a magnetic appeal with a slightly prudish attitude.




Tuesday, September 22, 2015

IT'S COMING


NEW!!!!!!

He is crazy for pizza. Which means he's crazy for everything. 






We are under construction. But you can go here in a little bit to get your face blown away by pizza.







 WE ARE OPEN this IS still VERY USEFUL. 


Upcoming 18" Pizza Pies:



Cheese
Sausage
White Clam
Meatball
Porchetta

Sicilian

Haole (pineapple & bacon of Canada)



Portland, Ore