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PIZZA HACKING TOOLZ

CLICK BELOW TO EXPERIENCE RUSSIAN HACKING OF LOCAL PIZZA CHAIN!

 ^^click for secret internet hack tool^^
Tommy will have daily specials placed here:
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until then, ride the tubes!!!


TO BE VERY CLEAR WE DO NOT ASSOCIATE WITH NOR CONDONE ANY RUSSIAN ATTACKS ON THE UNITED STATES. WE ARE PATRIOTS WHO ARE WATCHING IT UNFOLD ON TELEPHONES AND AFTER THREE BEERS GIVE UP. 

WE LOVE PIZZA AND THINK IT CAN MAKE PEOPLE HAPPY, PERHAPS CHANGING THE ENTIRE WORD TO BE EXCELLENT TO ONE ANOTHER.